When I'm an Adult I hope I dont have to ..

Fold clothes at a store for High Schoolers. Because as an adult I hope that I get a college education and have a salary .. and also not get paid minimum wage . because this would stink . and i also hope that i will never have to do crap around my parents house . that would be embarassing . unless i have to like .. change their diapers . because .. thats what all adults should do for their parents right ? .. actually ill stick them in a nursing home and change my name . :]

My Favorite Toy

When I was young, my favorite toy was a stuffed animal that was a bird. It was teal and it had this hidious red and white striped scarf . It had like an orange beak and it and it had like a redish violet bow in it's hair. Anyways, I carried it everywhere i went . And it got to be really gross and it got stains and holes . But it doesn't really mean too much to me anymore considering my mom threw it away .. i think . no i lied . i think it's in the attic stuffed in a corner or something . anyways . i think that this is a prime example of me starting out being needy as a a kid . i am a needy person and i have to be attached to something . good going mom .. haha .

To my little kid

Dear kid ,
I hope that you're not ugly , because that would be really embarassing . I hope that you do well and that i don't have to be the kind of mother that my mom is . haha :] . I hope that your father is Jon McLaughlin , or Josh Groban . Because then you would have a pretty voice and we'd be famous and I wouldn't have to work . And then I can send you to like .. a rich private school so you can be a little brat :] . Oh and I hope that you never have to have a job . because jobs stink . and i hope that i can spoil you and do all the things that i would like to have as a kid . end of story . oh and i will probably never spend time with you . because i'll hire a nanny . okay . end of story .

I'd Never had Waken

I don't think that I've ever had a dream that I didn't want to wake up from . Sometimes I would be in the middle of a dream and go back to bed , or day dream just so I could come up with a resolution . And of course in that case I would make the ending how I wanted it . Usually when that sort of thing happens it's not a good dream . It's funny , the only dreams I remember are the dreams were I wake up because I'm so scared / nervous about what will happen . Then I lay down half concious and end it . But I think that reality is much better then dreams . Sure , in your dreams you can be who ever you want to be and do what ever you want to do . But you will always wake up . Besides in real life you can atually make it happen . Wouldn't it be weird to have a disease were you couldn't distinguish real life between a dream ?...