Dear kid ,
I hope that you're not ugly , because that would be really embarassing . I hope that you do well and that i don't have to be the kind of mother that my mom is . haha :] . I hope that your father is Jon McLaughlin , or Josh Groban . Because then you would have a pretty voice and we'd be famous and I wouldn't have to work . And then I can send you to like .. a rich private school so you can be a little brat :] . Oh and I hope that you never have to have a job . because jobs stink . and i hope that i can spoil you and do all the things that i would like to have as a kid . end of story . oh and i will probably never spend time with you . because i'll hire a nanny . okay . end of story .
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"I hope that you're not ugly , because that would be really embarassing "
hahahhahahaaa. no one wants an ugly kid i guess :p
Sounds like you really don't want to become a mother. Or atleast not for a long time.
O M G Megan, your child is going to hate you.
But then again maybe not, if it gets everything it ever wanted, because money really can buy love. ;]
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